Part 2 of 2
[WADE] [singing] If you mess with the king, you're gonna cry, oh baby cry
Oh baby cry, oh baby cry, oh baby cry
Well, I'm a lonely king who needs a queen
Yeah, you're the sweetest lump of sugar that I've ever seen
Ain't got a ring or crown for you
Well, if I had your love
I'd lose these cry-baby blues
[DRAPES] [singing] She's the queen
She's the queen[RAMONA] Go on up there, honey.
[BELVEDERE] Go on.
[DRAPES] [singing] She's the queen
[ALLISON] [singing] Well, let people talk, I don't care
Let me prove to you daddy that I ain't no Square
[WADE] [singing] You'll be my queen and I'll be your king
Yeah, but if you leave my hive, you're gonna feel my sting
'Cause you're my queen
[DRAPES] [singing] Queen cry-baby
[ALLISON] [singing] You're the king
[DRAPES] [singing] King cry-baby
[ALLISON] I'll be the queen
[DRAPES] Cry-cry baby
[WADE] A king cry-baby with a queen by my side
[WADE & ALLISON] And if you mess with us, man you're gonna cry, oh baby cry
Baby cry, baby cry, oh baby cry
Cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby cry
Cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby cry
Cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby cry [DRAPES] [applauding]
***
[Cherry by The Jive Bombers playing] Cherry
Cherry[WADE] Kiss me. Kiss me hard.
[thunder clapping]
[ALLISON] I've never given a French kiss before.
[WADE] Watch. It's easy.
You just open your mouth,
and I open mine,
and we wiggle our tongues together.
And it feels real sexy.
[ALLISON] I won't get mononucleosis, will I?
[WADE] No, Allison. Just try it.
If you don't like it, I promise I'll stop.
***
[Song playing] I'll get you yet
Someday, Cherry
You'll be my pet
Right now
Cherry
The day is set ***
[DRAPES MUST DIE!]
[I HATE DRAPES]
[BOY] Break the window.
[SQUARES] [laughing]
***
[WADE] I'm sorry, Allison.
It's just that you are so beautiful.
[ALLISON] I want to let you, but I can't.
For my parents' sake.
Cry-Baby, they're both dead. I'm an orphan.
[WADE] I'm sorry, Allison.
But no wonder we're together, honey.
I'm an orphan, too.
[ALLISON] You are?
[WADE] Yes.
And orphans have special needs.
[ALLISON] Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?
[WADE] Is it okay with you?
[ALLISON] Yes. Oh, yes!
Oh, my parents were, they were good people and they -- they loved me.
[WADE] I want you. I need you.
I love you, too, Allison.
[ALLISON] They had to go on a business trip together.
It was their first airplane ride.
Oh, Cry-Baby, your fingers feel so good.
[WADE] I've been saving it up for a girl like you, honey.
[ALLISON] Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety, you know,
In case one plane crashed, I would still have a living parent.
but, Cry-Baby, both planes crashed
and I never saw my parents alive again.
[thunder cracking]
[WADE] Goddamn! Lightning!
[ALLISON] What's the matter, Cry-Baby?
[WADE] Everything is the matter.
[ALLISON] It's just a thunderstorm. Heat lightning.
It's sexy.
[WADE] It's not sexy.
Electricity makes me insane.
[ALLISON] Why, Cry-Baby? Why?
[WADE] Here's why. Electricity killed my parents.
[ALLISON] They died in the electric chair?
[WADE] That's right, Allison.
My father was the Alphabet Bomber.
He may have been crazy, but he was my pop.
The only one I ever had.
[ALLISON] God. I heard about the Alphabet Bomber.
Bombs exploding in the -- the airport, the barbershop.
[WADE] That's right, all in alphabetical order.
Carwash, drugstore.
I used to lay in my cradle and hear him scream in his sleep.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
[mimics explosions]
[ALLISON] But your mom?
[WADE] My mother tried to stop him.
She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her, too.
But I'll pay them all back, Allison.
And that's why, every day, I gotta do
something rotten for my parents' sake
and I cry for what I have to do.
But not much, though.
One single, salty tear
is all that they will ever suck out of this Cry-Baby.
[thunder clapping]
***
[PEPPER] [yelling] Cry-Baby.
[WADE] [grunting]
[DRAPES] [screaming]
[ALL] [yelling]
[RAMONA] [laughing]
[police car siren wailing]
[LENORA] I'm going to have his baby.
[BALDWIN] Allison!
[wind whooshing]
[ALLISON] Oh, my God. What have they done to you?
[BALDWIN] Allison, come home. They beat me and kicked me.
All because I love you.
[PEPPER] [screaming]
[thunder clapping]
[engine revving]
[WADE] Get on.
[BALDWIN] Don't do it, Allison.
No!
***
[DRAPES] [Chanting as they are hauled off in the paddy wagon] Too smart to work, too cool to care.
Come to Turkey Point, man, if you dare.
Too smart to work, too cool to care.
Come to Turkey Point, man, if you dare.
[BALDWIN] L-Let her go. She's with me.
Her name is Allison and she is a nice girl.
[WADE] Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up.
But tonight, well,
you were the coolest date I ever had.
[ALLISON] But, Cry-Baby, who is that girl?
Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?
[WADE] That Lenora ain't nothing to me, I swear on my daddy's grave.
I'm burning inside to touch you, baby.
***
[REPORTER 1] How do you feel about
your granddaughter becoming a Drapette?
[REPORTER 2] Mrs. Vernon-Williams, a picture, please.
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Please, no pictures.
***
[people chattering]
[HATCHET] Get your hands off! Get your hands off of me!
[ALL] [shouting]
[WANDA] [sputters at her parents who wave to her]
[JUDGE] Order. Order in this courtroom.
What a sad vision of today's youth.
The juvenile authorities have had it with Drape gangs.
Milton Hackett.
Wanda Woodward.
Mona Malnorowski, also known as Hatchet-Face.
You are blights on this community.
Are the parents here?
[MR. HACKETT] Yes, Your Honor.
We have been praying all night for our son.
[MRS. HACKETT] And praying so hard that we got headaches.
[HECTOR] Hi, Wanda honey.
[MAGGIE] You were on the radio.
[WANDA] Would you just get me the fuck out of here?
[MAGGIE] What does "fuck" mean, Hector?
[HECTOR] Oh, Maggie, it's just a teen nonsense word Wanda uses
to make herself feel all grown-up.
[MAGGIE] Your Honor, could we take Wanda the fuck home?
[ALL] [laughing]
[gavel pounding]
[JUDGE] Good God!
Order. Order in this courtroom.
[MR. HACKETT]: You hear that, Your Honor? It's a sign.
[MRS. HACKETT] [speaking indistinctly]
[MR. HACKETT] She is speaking in tongues.
God is in her gullet. And he is in yours, too.
Let him out.
Let the words of the Savior be heard.
[JUDGE] Order! Order!
No wonder your children are in trouble.
And you, Miss Malnorowski ...
By the way, that's a shame about your face.
[HATCHET-FACE] There's nothing the matter with my face.
I got character.
[JUDGE] I see that your parents haven't taken the trouble
to come to get you.
[MR. MALNOROWSKI] Oh, yes, we did.
You happy now, Mona? You finally did it.
You put your own mother in an iron lung.
[JUDGE] Mrs. Malnorowski,
there is no smoking in this courtroom.
[MRS. MALNOROWSKI] Why not?
I pay taxes on cigarettes, don't I?
And what do I get for those taxes?
Happiness? Hell, no.
I get tuberculosis.
[tire explodes]
[MRS. MALNOROWSKI] Oh, Christ! Now I got a flat tire.
[JUDGE] I'm going to release these delinquents
to their parents' custody.
and if they were mine,
I'd give them a bare-assed whipping.
[RAMONA] Ohm, they can sing, Your Honor.
You should hear them.
Oh, it's new, it's exciting.
[BELVEDERE] We don't know what to call it.
It sort of rocks, man, it spins.
[RAMONA] Yeah.
[BELVEDERE] Let me get the right words. It twirls. It twirls.
[JUDGE] Ramona and Belvedere Rickettes,
I find you guilty of disturbing the peace
and I fine the both of you $1,000.
[RAMONA] That's all we have.
[BELVEDERE] How are we supposed to live?
[JUDGE] Damn you. Handcuff those brats.
[PEPPER] Don't touch my children.
[JUDGE] And you, Pepper Walker,
I'm going to have your two children
put in the custody of the Chatterbox Orphanage,
until they're adopted by God-fearing parents
who at least will give them Christian names.
[PEPPER] Not my children. They're my flesh and blood.
They're all I have!
[JUDGE] Mrs. Tadlock.
[PEPPER] Get away from them.
[ALL] [clamoring]
[RAMONA] Don't you touch them!
[MRS. TADLOCK] Come on.
[PEPPER] I love you, children.
[JUDGE] Wade Walker, better known as "Cry-Baby"
what a sad and silly name for a young man.
You were the ringleader in tonight's gang war.
[ALLISON] Grandmother, help him. We were just singing together.
[ALL] [murmuring]
[WADE] Judge, let Allison go and I'll take the full blame.
I didn't mean no harm, Mrs. Vernon-Williams.
I may be a Drape, but I love your granddaughter.
And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Your Honor, I am Allison's grandmother.
And, uh, if Mr. Walker does have musical talent,
I am willing to give him a second chance.
Won't you? The boy is at least polite.
[JUDGE] Mrs. Vernon-Williams,
are you aware that negroes were present at tonight's disturbance?
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] My granddaughter is fond of all kinds of music.
[JUDGE] I am going to release Allison this one time,
because you are a fine and beautiful woman, Mrs. Vernon-Williams.
[ALL] [murmuring]
[JUDGE] But not you, Cry-Baby Walker.
The only place you're going to sing is in jail.
[ALLISON] No!
[JUDGE] I find you guilty
of rampant juvenile delinquency
and I hereby sentence you
to the Maryland Training School for Boys
until your 21st birthday.
[WADE] Ha!
[JUDGE] [banging gavel] Court dismissed.
[ALL] [exclaiming]
[JUDGE] Lock him up!
[RAMONA] You can't lock up his music!
[ALL] [clamoring]
[WADE] I'll get out, sugar dumpling. I'll get out if it's the last thing I do!
I swear.
[ALLISON] Cry-Baby!
***
[In The Jailhouse by Webb Pierce playing] He's in the jailhouse now;
He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now [LENORA] Boy, do I have a story for you.
[REPORTER] How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?
[WADE] It feels good, man. I've never been so happy in my whole life.
[REPORTER] I hear you were ...
[WADE] Lenora, you filthy hag. I wouldn't let you shine my boots!
Allison's my girl.
A-L-L-I-S-O-N, fellows.
[REPORTER] When did he propose?
[reporters clamoring]
[LENORA] Oh, just last night.
You see, I'm pregnant with his child.
Well, you know that Cry-Baby is an orphan.
He wants his baby to have a real family
for the family that he himself never had.
***
[PRISONERS] [clamoring]
[GUARD] Break it up!
[PRISONERS] [applauding]
[GUARD] Shut up!
Shut up!
Delinquents, hit the sack!
[MAN] Oh, I swear.
[GUARD] Strip down, asshole. It's beddy-bye time. [spanks Wade]
[WADE] [grunting]
[GUARD] Now, don't forget to say your prayers.
God bless my probation officer.
[PRISONERS] God bless my probation officer.
[GUARD] God bless the draft board.
[PRISONERS] God bless the draft board.
[GUARD] God bless the juvenile authorities.
[PRISONERS] God bless the juvenile authorities.
[GUARD] We're going to give you a haircut tomorrow pretty boy.
You ever hear of a Whiffle?
[WADE] [gagging]
[GUARD] Well, that's what you're going to get you big old cry-baby, you.
[laughing]
God bless Dwight Eisenhower.
[PRISONERS] God bless Dwight Eisenhower.
[GUARD] God bless Roy Cohn.
[PRISONERS] God bless Roy Cohn.
[GUARD] God bless Richard Nixon.
[PRISONERS] God bless Richard Nixon.
[GUARD] [sighing]
Nighty-night, boys.
[inmates murmuring]
[ALLISON] [sniffing]
Cry-Baby.
***
[Teardrops are Falling Playing] [WADE] [singing] Teardrops are falling
Teardrops are falling
[ALL PRISONERS] [singing] Cry, go on, cry
Cry, go on, cry
[WADE] [singing] Teardrops are falling
Out of my eyes
Teardrops are falling
I wonder why
Teardrops are falling
For you make me cry
[DUPREE] [singing] Yes, teardrops are falling
Falling from my eyes
Yes, yes, yes, you made me cry
When you went away
You stayed away so long
Come back, my dear
[WADE] [singing] My heart is aching
Almost breaking
If you hear me
Come back to me
Teardrops are falling
And you make
Me cry
[ALL] [singing] Cry don't cry
Cry don't cry
Cry don't cry
Cry don't cry
[WADE] Oooh ***
[ALLISON] [gulping tears]
[panting]
***
[band playing]
[SQUARES] [chattering]
[GANG WAR IN BALTIMORE]
[MALE ANNOUNCER] Call these Drapettes bold,
call them brazen, but whatever you do don't call them Square.
Yes, mothers, you should be worried.
Following last night's disturbance at Turkey Point
Cry-Baby Walker, convicted delinquent, had the nerve to announce his engagement
to fellow gang member and known hussy, Lenora Frigid,
mother-to-be of his child.
[LENORA] Cry-Baby is an orphan.
And he wants his baby to have a real family
for the family that he himself never had.
[MALE ANNOUNCER] Wade Walker, defiantly entering the Maryland Training School for Boys
has this to say:
[WADE] It feels good, man. I've never been so happy in my whole life.
[band playing]
[SQUARES] [chattering]
[SQUARES WELCOME HERE]
[MARYLAND RELIEF OFFICE]
[BALDWIN & GANG] [throwing tomatoes at Ramona, Belvedere, and Pepper]
[SQUARES] [screaming] [clamoring]
[band continues playing]
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Hurry, Allison, hide.
The newspapers have blown this completely out of proportion.
[ALLISON] He lied to me, Grandmother.
And the whole world knows that I'm just a Drape fool.
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Oh, heavy hangs the head
that last night wore the crown.
[band approaching]
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Allison.
[SQUARES] [clamoring]
[BALDWIN & GANG] [scatting] The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has hit the town like a bomb
The back fence gossip ain't been this good
Since Mabel ran off with Tom
Our town was peaceful and quiet
Before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot
Disturbing the suburban routine[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Allison Vernon-Williams, you don't have to decide today.
Give your heart some time to think.
[BALDWIN & GANG] [scatting] The naughty lady of Shady Lane
So delectable
Quite respectable
Me-oh-my-oh
What a girl [SQUARES] [cheering]
[applauding]
[BALDWIN] Allison, would you sing with me today?
***
[Jailbird by Sonny Knight playing] Jailbird, Jailbird; Go around stealing cars
[clanging]
Jailbird, Jailbird
You'll end up behind iron bars
Jailbird, Jailbird
Your face was on the early news
Jailbird, Jailbird[DUPREE] Hey, man, your old lady's on the radio.
There's trouble, Cry-Baby, big trouble.
[WADE] Allison!
***
[BALDWIN] There's a new place that's opening.
It's sort of wild, kind of cool.
It's called a theme park
and it's the first one in the state of Maryland.
[ALLISON] I'd be proud to, Baldwin.
Cry-Baby Walker, I hope you're happy with Lenora.
I only have one thing to say to you.
I think you're a liar and a cad,
and I spit on your tears.
[BALDWIN] I can sing better than Cry-Baby Walker
any day of the week.
***
[DUPREE] [switching stations]
[WADE] [growling]
[screaming]
[singing] Well, I'm in here 'cause I drive too fast
And I'm too young to have a criminal past
Some good behavior would be all right
But I don't seem to qualify
I'm just out for a little fun
But I'm guilty till I'm 21
I guess I'm doing time for being young
So cut these shackles off of me
[PRISONERS] [singing] Let me go, let me go
[WADE] [singing] This kind of suit don't set me free
[PRISONERS] [singing] Set me free, set me free
[WADE] [singing] Well, I can't live if I can't ride
[PRISONERS] [singing] Let me ride, let me ride
[WADE] [singing] And I want my baby by my side
[PRISONERS] [singing] I want my baby by my side
[WADE] [singing] I'm just out for a little fun
But I'm guilty till I'm 21
I guess I'm doing time for being young
Now, I can't let the right thing
Stand in my way
Someday, baby, I'll know better
But right now I'm making my pay
[PRISONERS] [hollering]
[WADE] [singing] What do I do, who do I thank?
[PRISONERS] [singing] What can I do? What can I do?
[WADE] [singing] To get me out of this stinking tank
[PRISONERS] [singing] Stinking tank; Stinking tank
[WADE] [singing] It's heartbreaking to be this age
[PRISONERS] [singing] Stuck in a cage; Stuck in a cage
[WADE] [singing] Locked in the prison of teenage rage
[PRISONERS] [singing] Stuck in a cage with a teenage rage
[PRISONERS] [clamoring]
[WADE] [singing] Well, I was out for a little fun
I guess I'm guilty till I'm 21
I must be doing time for being young
[PRISONERS] [singing] Stuck in a cage with a teenage rage
[WADE] [singing] I don't want to be doing time for being young [GUARD] [putting handcuffs on Wade]
***
[people chattering]
[I'm a Bad Bad Girl by Little Esther playing] I'm a bad girl [WANDA] Who the hell is this?
[MAGGIE]: This is Inga. She's from Sweden.
She's an exchange student.
And she's going to be staying with us for a while.
[HECTOR] Inga, this is our daughter, Wanda. Say hello.
[INGA] Ya?
[WANDA] [scoffs] I'm blowing this joint.
[WANDA'S FATHER] Well, Inga doesn't understand English very well.
Inga, say hello to Wanda.
[INGA] Ya?
[MAGGIE]: Say hello to our daughter.
[INGA] Ya?
[HECTOR] Uh, h-honey, why don't you come over and sit down?
Get to know one another.
Look at all the wonderful presents
she's brought us from her native land.
[MAGGIE]: Let's all put on a folk hat
and learn something about a foreign culture.
[HECTOR] Do we have a surprise for you. Don't we, Meg?
[MAGGIE]: We sure do.
All this silly trouble you've been having lately ...
Wanda, honey, you're going to Sweden,
this afternoon at 3:00.
[WANDA] You mean you swapped me?
For a milkmaid?
[HECTOR] Oh, honey, Inga's mater and pater will treat you
just like one of the family. Ya, Inga?
[INGA] Ya. Ya, Ya.
[WANDA] You want to learn about America, Inga?
In America, we like boys.
We like hot boys.
Boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers.
[MAGGIE] Wanda honey, want some Ovaltine?
[INGA] Ya. Ya, Ya.
[WANDA] Yeah, I'm just a bebop baby.
And I don't take nothing from no one.
See you later, Daddy-o's.
Have a cool Yule and a frantic First.
***
[people clamoring]
[Nosey Joe by Bullmoose Jackson playing] There's a man in town all the women know
He goes by the name of Nosey Joe
He don't care if they're married
He takes his pick
Long as they're women, he's ready to stick
His big nose in their business
His big nose in their business[TOE-JOE] Hey, you goin' my way?
[WANDA] Oh, it's you.
You ever hear of something called a theme park?
[TOE-JOE] Yeah, there's a big opening over there today.
[WANDA] Well, that's where I'm going, stallion.
[TOE-JOE] Well, hop on in.
[laughing]
[Song playing] I'm tellin' you women, this ain't no jive
If you get too close this man will drive[tires screeching]
***
[The Hole]
[people shouting]
[DUPREE] Hold on, homeboy.
Almost done.
I know it hurts,
but being this cool's always a pain.
[WADE] Ah, the pain ain't nothing, Dupree.
I've been hurt all my life, but real tears wash away.
Ow.
This one's for Allison and I want it to last forever.
[DUPREE] Oh.
There you go. It's a beauty.
[door clanking]
[DUPREE] You never have to cry again.
[door squeaking]
[GUARD] I heard talkin' in here.
W-what's that on your face, blubber-boy?
A booger?
[WADE] Are you blind? It's a lonely teardrop.
[GUARD] [chuckling] Now, ain't that cute?
It ought to go real good with your new haircut.
[laughs]
[WADE] I ain't gettin' no haircut.
[GUARD] You wanna bet?
You're next, sniffle-snot.
[laughing]
[continues laughing]
[door squeaking]
[DUPREE] [whispering] Cry-Baby, look! It's your only chance, man.
[WADE] Nobody's going to turn me Square, Dupree.
I want my girl,
I want my family, and I want my gang.
Thanks for the tattoo.
***
[HATCHET-FACE] Ah. Oh, man.
[COW] [bell dings] [moos at Hatchet-Face]
[MILTON] Come on, gorgeous.
[cloth ripping]
[helicopter approaching]
[Rubber Biscuit by The Chips playing][HATCHET] Look. Is that the prison?
[Song playing] Chick'n hon-a-chick-a-chick hole-a-hubba
He'll ride a chuck-a-lucka wanna jubba [HATCHET] Move over, Milton. Let me try.
[Song playing] Hi-low 'n-ay wanna dubba hubba
Day down sum wanna jigga-wah
They'll ride a wanna lubba hubba [HATCHET] Geronimo!
[laughs]
[Song playing] We all ride a wanna dib-a-doo [PRISONERS] [shouting]
[MAN 1] What do we have here?
[MAN 2] Who is that?
[HATCHET-FACE] This is a jailbreak!
[Song playing] She'll ride wanna dib-a-doo
Downtown wanna dib-a-doo [PRISONERS] [clamoring]
[gunfire continues]
[WADE] Milton! Hatchet!
[HATCHET-FACE] Cry-Baby, where are you?
Cry-Baby!
[MAN 1] He's in the library!
[MAN 2] No, no, he's in the cafeteria!
[MAN 3] No, man, he's in the hole.
[MAN 4] No, he's in the movies. That way!
[PRISONERS] [clamoring]
[HATCHET-FACE] Cry-Baby!
***
[ACTRESS] Hurry, David.
[ACTOR] I've almost got it.
[ACTRESS] [screaming]
[PRISONERS] [screaming]
[PRISONERS] [yelling]
[clamoring]
[Song playing] She'll ride a hole-a-hubba
She'll ride a hole-a-hubba
He'll drive a wanna jubba
Hurry up!
I'll ride sum wanna jigga-wah
Bring me down a one lubba hubba
We'll ride a hubbin in the lubba hubba
Hmm, what you want for nothin'? [HATCHET-FACE] [yelling]
[glass breaking]
[Song playing] Dow wow ooo ***
[WADE] [panting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[RATS] [squeaking]
[WADE] [yelling]
[RATS] [squeaking]
[WADE] [to a rat] What's down here?
What, this way?
[RATS] [squeaking]
[WADE] Ohhh.
Thanks, pal.
[grunting]
[PRISONERS & GUARDS] [laughing]
[RATS] [squeaking]
***
[CHATTERBOX ORPHANAGE]
[MRS. TADLOCK] Just come right this way.
Now, uh, this is, uh, Sheila.
She's Caucasian, but that's about all I can recommend.
Bad table manners.
[RAMONA] Uh, we were thinking of two children, actually.
[PEPPER] About 6 or 7 years old.
[BELVEDERE] With some spunk.
[MRS. TADLOCK] Well, now, what about him?
[TAKE ME HOME]
[MRS. TADLOCK] Little Joey, mother's little helper.
He not only vacuums, he does windows.
Irons. Yes.
[PEPPER] Here, these are the ones we want.
[BELVEDERE] A double-header!
[SNARE DRUM and SUZIE-Q] Yay!
[RAMONA] Oh, they're adorable. We'll take them.
[MRS. TADLOCK] Uh-uh. Now, that's a thing with 2 heads,
absolutely not.
Siamese twins are a financial burden.
Sewing all those old school clothes together.
You're not psychologically equipped.
[PEPPER] Mrs. Tadlock, these are my children and I'm taking them with me.
[RAMONA] That's right, sister.
[KIDS] [cheering]
[MRS. TADLOCK] You!
[KIDS] [clamoring]
[MRS. TADLOCK] Let me outta here. Help.
[tires squealing]
[PEPPER] Good going.
[RAMONA] That was great.
[PEPPER] I'm so proud of you!
[tires squealing]
[RAMONA] Come on, we got to get to the Enchanted Forest. Turn left.
[BELVEDERE] No, turn right.
[tires squealing]
***
[THE ENCHANTED FOREST]
[BALDWIN & GANG] [Scatting] [Mr. Sandman Playing] Mr. Sandman
[BALDWIN] [scatting] [to Allison] Yes?
[SQUARES] [laughing]
[ALLISON] [Scatting] Bring me a dream
[BALDWIN & GANG] [scatting] I am the cutest that she's ever seen
Give her the word that I'm not a rover[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Oh.
[BALDWIN & GANG] [scatting] Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] What?
[RAMONA] Shh.
[BALDWIN & GANG] [Scatting] Please turn on your magic beam
[BALDWIN, GANG & ALLISON] Why, Mr. Sandman, bring her a dream
Mister Sandman, bring us a dream
[ALLISON] Us a dream
[BALDWIN & GANG] [Scatting] Give him a pair of eyes with a come hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr. Sandman someone to hold
Would be so preachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman bring us
Please, please please, Mr. Sandman
Bring us a dream [audience cheering]
[BELVEDERE] [dressed up in a rabbit costume, swings in and grabs Allison]
[SQUARES] [screaming]
[DRAPES] [cheering]
[SQUARES] Drapes!
[MILTON] Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours.
[BELVEDERE] You sang with the Squares. Now sing with the Drapes.
[all] [cheering]
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Yay!
[HATCHET-FACE] Cry-baby needs you.
[BALDWIN] We'll get married and live in suburbia.
I love you, Allison.
[ALLISON] I don't wanna hurt you, Baldwin.
[LENORA] I had my baby. Isn't he cute?
I'm a Square now.
Wave to Allison.
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] You may be a Square, Lenora, but you're still a tramp.
[ALL] Oh.
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Allison, pick the man who loves you the most.
***
[ALLISON] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
won't you let my man go free?
Please, Mr. Jailer
won't you let my man go free?
He don't belong in prison
though he's guilty as can be
But the only crime he's guilty of
is simply loving me
Please, Mr. Jailer
won't you let my man go free?
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
[ALLISON] [singing] Won't you let my man go free?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
won't you let this jailbird free?
[PRISONERS] [singing] Whoa, whoa, whoa
[ALLISON] [singing] Just look into his eyes
Open up that door
Just listen to his guitar, you'll know the score
[WADE] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
let an honest man go free
[ALLISON] [singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
don't you make no lifer out of me
I'm innocent, I swear it
Let my woman testify
She'll tell you where I was that night
[ALLISON] [singing] Yeah, I'm his alibi
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
[ALLISON] [singing] Won't you let my man go free?
[WADE] [singing] Well, I'm tired of pressing license plates
down in this rotten hole
I gotta reach the outside before I lose control
Please, Mr. Jailer
don't you make no lifer out of me
[PRISONERS] [clamoring]
[ALLISON] [singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah [MAN] Walker, Wade Walker, you have a visitor.
[whirring]
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
let me out of this penitentiary
Let me out
Please, Mr. Jailer
don't you make no lifer out of me
Please, Mr. Jailer
[ALLISON] [singing] Won't you let my baby go free?
Ah, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let my man go free
[WADE] [singing] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Don't make no lifer out of me
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
[WADE] [singing] Can't you see how much love she's got for me?
[snarling]
[ALLISON] [singing] Well, let him go, let him go
Let him go
Let my man go free
Ah, whoa, oh
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer
[WADE] [singing] Well, let me out
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer.
[WADE] [singing] Don't make me shout
[ALL] [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer [WADE] Well, let me out [throws the telephone through the glass door]
[ALL] [clamoring]
[WADE & ALLISON] [kissing]
***
[JUDGE RELEASES CRY-BABY]
[ALL] [clamoring]
[MARYLAND TRAINING SCHOOL FOR BOYS]
[NO WEAPONS BEYOND THIS POINT]
[RING BUZZER FOR ENTRY]
[DRAPES] [applauding]
[BALDWIN] Criminal!
[JUDGE] Cry-Baby Walker, society has given you a second chance.
[DRAPES] [cheering]
[JUDGE] You're rehabilitated now.
Here is $3.50.
And a pair of clean underwear.
[SQUARES] [booing]
[BALDWIN] You think you're a big man, Cry-Baby.
But you're lower than your dead father.
Guess who pulled the switch on that jerk?
[SQUARES] [laughing]
[BALDWIN] My grandpappy, that's who.
And every Christmas since,
my whole family gathers together,
and he re-tells the story of the day
he electrocuted your daddy
and we just laugh.
[SQUARES] [laughing]
[HATCHET-FACE] Let me punch his ugly face.
[DRAPES] [agreeing]
[WADE] It's okay, Hatchet. You're beautiful, baby.
[DRAPES] [applauding]
[WADE] But I'll take care of this maggot.
Do you know how to play the automobile game called "chicken"?
[BALDWIN] Huh, sure, my car and your jalopy.
[SQUARES] [laughing]
[BALDWIN] We head toward one another at full speed.
First one to turn the wheel before we smash is a chicken.
[SQUARES] [clucking]
[JUDGE] Is that legal?
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Stop this insanity.
[WADE] I got some new rules, sucker.
How about you and me on top of the car?
[DRAPES] [agreeing]
[BALDWIN] I'm man enough, you big cry-baby.
[SQUARES] [booing]
[WADE] That's Mr. Baby to you.
[SQUARES] [laughing]
[WADE] Fellows of the press,
this chicken race tonight is for my daddy.
And I'd like to sing something in his memory,
something hillbilly.
[DRAPES] [agreeing]
[WADE] Something colored.
[BALDWIN] [groaning]
[SQUARES] [booing]
[WADE] Something my daddy would've loved.
[DRAPES] [cheering]
***
[High School Hellcats playing] [guitar playing] [WADE] [singing] You call us hoods
and say we've gone mad
'Cause we feel so good when we're being bad
We're high school hellcats[ALL] [singing] On our own
[WADE] [singing] High school hellcats
[ALL] [singing] Almost grown
[WADE] [singing] Come on and pick a fight I wish you would
We love being bad
[ALL] [singing] 'Cause it sure feels good
[WADE] [singing] Oh! [MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Baldwin, please.
Be a gentleman and call off this race, it's too dangerous.
[BALDWIN] Mrs. Vernon-Williams, you were born a Square
and you're gonna die a Square. You're coming with me.
[BOY] Come on, lady! Get in the car!
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] No!
[ALLISON] [singing] Yeah, stand back, look out, we're renegade teens
Friends of the devil but twice as mean
We're looking for kicks, we want them now
We're gonna get them
[ALL] [singing] And we don't care how
[ALLISON] [singing] We're high school hellcats
[ALL] [singing] Almost grown
[WADE] [singing] High school hellcats
[ALL] [singing] Almost grown
[WADE] [singing] Come on, pick a fight, we wish you would
We love being bad
[ALL] [singing] 'Cause it sure feels good [DRAPES] [whooping]
[ALL] [clamoring]
[tires squealing]
[WADE] [Singing] Come on!
Come on, Come on!
[ALL] [whooping]
[WADE] [singing] Well, you lock us up in your schools
But we weren't born to live by rules[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Get down from there this minute.
[BALDWIN] Sit down, you traitor.
[WADE] [Singing] When you say stop, I say go, yeah, go!
We're high school hellcats
[ALL] [singing] On our own
[WADE] [singing] High school hellcats
[ALL] [singing] Almost grown
[WADE] Come on, pick a fight, we wish you would [BALDWIN] Cry-Baby!
[MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] What are you doing?
[WADE] [singing] We love being bad
[PEPPER] [singing] 'Cause it feels so good [MARRY ME PEPPER!]
[ALL] [yelling]
[PEPPER] Uh-huh. Yes.
[WADE] [singing] USA, the land of the free
We should be what we want to be
But everyone says we should be like them
[ALL] [singing] But we're high school hellcats
And we never fit in
[WADE] [singing] We're high school hellcats [MRS. VERNON WILLIAMS] Allison, help! Help me!
[WADE] [singing] Come on and pick a fight, we wish you would
We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good
We're high school hellcats
We're high school hellcats
[cloth ripping]
[Singing] Come on and pick a fight, we wish you would
We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good
[BALDWIN] [yelling]
[WADE] [Singing] We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good
We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good
We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good[BALDWIN] Turn the wheel!
Chicken!
[tires squealing]
[WADE] Yay!
[whooping]
[ALL] [cheering]
[ALLISON] [flies through the air]
[screaming]
[ALL] [cheering]
[Bad Boy by The Jive Bombers playing] [audience applauding]
I'm just a bad boy***
Cry-Baby: JOHNNY DEPP
[ALLISON] AMY LOCANE
[RAMONA] SUSAN TYRRELL
[MRS. VERNON-WILLIAMS] POLLY BERGEN
[BELVEDERE] IGGY POP
[PEPPER] RICKI LAKE
[WANDA] TRACI LORDS
Hatchet-Face: KIM McGUIRE
All dressed up in fancy clothes
[MILTON] DARREN E. BURROWS
Baldwin: STEPHEN MAILER
[LENORA] KIM WEBB
Toe-Joe: ALAN J. WENDL
[HATCHET'S FATHER] TROY DONAHUE
[HATCHET'S MOTHER] MINK STOLE
Milton's Father: JOE DALLESANDRO
Milton's Mother: JOEY HEATHERTON
I'm takin' the trouble
Wanda's Father: DAVID NELSON
[MAGGIE]: PATRICIA HEARST
Hateful Guard: WILLEM DAFOE
Snare-Drum: JONATHAN BENYA
Susie-q: JESSICA RASKIN
Dupree: ROBERT TYREE
Dupree's Girlfriend: ANGIE LEVRONEY
Whiffle #1: DREW EBERSOLE
Whiffle #2: KENNY CURTIS
Whiffle #3: SCOTT NEILSON
[JUDGE] ROBERT WALSH
[INGA] JENI BLONG
Conk #1: CRAIG WALLACE
Conk #2: PHILLIP BROUSSARD
Conk #3: REGGIE DAVIS
Conk #4: NICK FLEMING
Conk #5: ROBBIE JONES
Mrs. Tadlock: VIVIENNE SHUB
Angelic Boyfriend: ROBERT MARBURY
Strip Poker #1: SKIP SPENCER
Strip Poker #2: HOLTER GRAHAM
The hot blazin' sun
Night Court Parent: SUSAN LOWE
Snake-Eyes Hood: DAN GRIFFITHS
Convict #1: KIRK McEWEN
Convict #2: ERIC LUCAS
Convict #3: FRANK MALDONADO
Convict #4: PATRICK MITCHELL
Picnic Mother: MARY VIVIAN PEARCE
Mean Guard: STEVE ARONSON
Pepper's Baby: KELLY GOLDBERG
Stunt Coordinator Jerry Hewitt
STUNTS
GEORGE AGUILAR
BILL ANAGNOS
RICK BARKER
DANA BERTOLETTE
DAN BRADLEY
LISA CAIN
SCOTT ALAN COOK
NORMAN DOUGLASS
JEFF HABBERSTAD
DON HEWITT
JENNIFER HUGGINS
BRETT A. JONES
SEAN KELLY
CANDI ORSINI
JANET ORCUTT
JANET PAPARAZZO
LORI PETITTI
DENNEY PIERCE
HAROLD T. WRIGHT, JR.
ERIK RONDELL